Standard I, Mission and Institutional Effectiveness - Crafton Hills College

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Character 1: The ALO Character

Frame 1-6, Character 1, singing with her mouth open

Frame 1

Accreditation
Is the tail that wags the dog
Driving integrated planning
and the campus dialogue

Frame 2

Like a rhizomatic plant form
Buried deep
Within the soil
Major college planning structures
Towards each other strive and roil

Frame 3

Accreditation
Is the box we live within
Unit planning forms the corners
college planning forms the skin

Frame 4

Every action is connected
With the district's master scheme
All of which are linked to standards
Intersecting each main theme!

Frame 5

Accreditation
Is a scourge upon the land
All my emails go unanswered
My work station goes unmanned

If this process ever ends
Guess I'll finally understand

Frame 6

Why Olympic athleeeetes
Want to go to Disneylaaaaand!